Monday, 11 November 2013
All my tech support genius
Monday, 5 November 2012
You've been using Navisworks Too Long When...
You know you've been using Navisworks too long when...
... you organize your kitchen into selection sets. Spices, baking goods, plates, glasses, silverware, sauces.
... you're driving down the road on a rainy night, can hardly see in front of you and you wish you could adjust your clipping planes to see what's further up the road.
... you see someone talking on the cellaphone while driving and think "There should be a rule against that!" and then you start figuring out the selection sets in your head to make the rules.
... you have 13,300+ clashes in your model, you create a rule that narrows down one process pipe and the insulation on it that's causing 5,100 clashes and when you get excited about your results, you can't find anyone that understands you.
... you've ever been to a New Balance shoe store and asked the attendant if they have one with a Green N on the side.
... you've just read through this list and at least 3 of them apply to you.
Thanks to Paul Jordan for sharing these with me. Anyone else have anything to add to Paul's list?
Looking for some more laughs?
You know you've been using AutoCAD too long when...
You might be a Redneck CAD Tech if...
You might be a Design Diva if...
If Poe did CAD...
Wednesday, 2 May 2012
Autodesk Facility Management Suite 2013
IF Autodesk delivered a Facility Management Suite (which they do not), here is what should be in it. Facility Management Suite - Standard
AutoCAD MEP
Revit MEP
Raster Design
Image Modeler
Vault
For the Premium Suite, add Showcase and Constructware
For the Ultimate Suite, throw in Green Building Studio
Yes, I know what a couple of you are thinking. You're wondering why I did not include Navisworks (or Adobe Acrobat Viewer) on my list.
Navisworks Freedom is not a Facilities Management (CAFM) tool, and Navisworks Manage has some great features, but, they are extreme overkill for day to day operational needs.
If some have found uses for Navisworks post-construction, in the built environment, that is great! But, in the opinion of someone who has been working in the Facilities Engineering department of a six million square foot medical center (where any given space is renovated once every thirteen years, but, maintained every day) for well over a decade, I declare that it is not a viable approach long-term.
See this conversation on the AUGI forums for thoughts and ideas from both sides of the fence:
http://forums.augi.com/showthread.php?117785-Linking-Data-Spreadsheet-to-Navisworks-for-Facility-Management
We take in data from various construction projects. We archive the project, then work the MEPFP components into a patchwork quilt which we work off of. If we make one-off changes in-house, those will be drawn up and changed on our documents (using AutoCAD MEP or Revit MEP). We then distribute bits and pieces of this information to architects, engineers and general contractors who work on the 50-75 construction projects we have going on around our campus at any given time.
Since we are over 100 years old now, we do have a vast library of scanned blueprints spanning a century of new construction and renovations. Raster Design would be a fabulous addition to our toolset, filling in gaps in our more current electronic records.
With so much information in our archives (that might need to be accessed at any random time), and with such a geographically scattered work team, a good data management solution is in order.
In their spare time, our staff engineers attempt to find ways to modernize our buildings and reduce our energy consumption. Once they identify projects, they must sell them to our executives in order to compete for the scant funding available.
Well, now that I have shared what should be in an Autodesk Product Suite geared toward the Facilities customer, I will be serious for a moment and let you know that I will soon have the opportunity to post a review of the AutoCAD Design Suite, if you'd like the chance to read about something that actually is for sale.
Friday, 4 November 2011
Tuesday, 4 October 2011
I haven't heard of this command...
(for anyone who is curious, this is a spoof of the Cleanup Tools available in MAP and Civil3D
Edit: here's another blog post describing the tools and how best to use them: BeingCivil)
Sunday, 22 May 2011
OT: Lord of the Rings Pickup Lines
Yes, that is sort of sad, given that this blog is dedicated to the serious and the professional... ~pause~ Okay, maybe not entirely. One reason I take so much pleasure in my work is that my colleagues enjoy a good laugh (see also: "You Might be a CAD Diva if...").
So, I think to myself... "Self, give the people what they want!" And, the people obviously want some Lord of the Rings Pickup Lines! So, I hit Google and found that, while there might be much innuendo, there were few one-liners of the type for which I was searching.
At the bottom of this post, I pasted in some of what I found, but, first, I'm going to try my hand at crafting a few original Lord of the Rings pickup lines:
- You don't need One Ring to find me.
- Baby, you're hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.
- Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.
- So, hey, how about that Weather... top?
- My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.
- Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.
- I'll be your Isildur and you can be my bane.
- I couldn't help but notice all of these losers circling you like Nazgul... why don't we get out of here and go back to my Mathom-house?
- No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.
- Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade.
- I'm not usually this forward, but, you've broken down my barriers like Grond.
- ~offering the Red Arrow~
- Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?
- I've heard about a great new club... want to go There and Back Again?
- You've got beautiful eyes, they sparkle like the Mirrormere.
- I'd climb the Endless Stair to be with you.
http://forum.barrowdowns.com/archive/index.php?t-12304.html
- "If you are not Luthien, then you walk in her likeness."
- Sauron: "I've only got Eye for you"
- "Pardon me, but are you elvish? You've been running through my mind without pause!"
- "If loving you is El-Rond, I don't wanna be El-Right!"
- Thorondor: Going my way?
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=13200722300
- If you were an orc, I'd be sting. When you're near me, I glow!
http://people.rit.edu/kjm7425/iweb/midterm/bookLOTR.html
- If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it, precious.
- Are we in Lord of The Rings? Cause I swear you're my precious...
http://www.dorkly.com/article/15910/6-lord-of-the-rings-pickup-lines
- You shall not pass... without giving me your number.
http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090601184318AA4iGsL
- Certainty of death, *small* chance of success... What are we waiting for?
- "Why couldn't Tom Bombadil hear the telephone?"
- "Because the ring had no effect on him."
- "Give me a ring later."
- "What's a nice elf like you doing in a place like this?"
- "Didn't we meet at the orc siege the other night?"
http://www.minastirith.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=16;t=000054;p=
(/\ please note, this thread contains a lot of innuendo, only click if you don't mind that sort of thing)
- Sauron: "I've had my eye on you for a long time, baby."
- Gollum: "Want to see my precious?"
- Denethor to guard: Come on baby, light my fire.
Thursday, 3 July 2008
Nerding of America
He's written a piece with examples of how nerds, dorks and geeks are taking over America, from business to movies and bookstores. Sweet.
You can check it out here.
Tuesday, 11 March 2008
Pi day is March 14th!
Find out more on the Official Pi Day site.
Show your support for your geeky brethren and... erm... sistern, and sport some pi wear (my favorite is the digits mug), geeky humour shirts or just ThinkGeek.
Friday, 18 January 2008
Interesting Job Advertisement
Sunday, 2 December 2007
Mistress of the Dorkness in 1982
I shall rise up to meet your challenge.
I really enjoyed the trip back to 1982 that Scott Sheppard posted here, Alive in the Labs.
Nice hair, by the way, Scott. ;)
I am impressed by the solar panel though, I'll admit.
Shaan Hurley, Vegas's favorite beta geek, already ponied up and joined in the reminiscing.
So, he's answered the question 'What would Shaan look like with hair?'. There ya go.
So, the point of this post...
What was the Mistress of the Dorkness like back in 1982?
Well, I had just moved back to the United States and was living in Utah.
Ever the free spirit, I wasn't sporting the normal straight-or-ponytail hairstyle that most of you are familiar with.
Yep, I had a head full of wild curls and a pouty lip that I flashed at will.
I dare any to resist my obvious charm. ;)
Now, wild thing that I was at the time, I actually do not have any photographs of myself fully clothed.
Yep, I know you all thought that I was an ultra-conservative, but, it wasn't always so. Here is the Mistress as you have never seen her before (and never will again either)...

Monday, 5 November 2007
Poll: Mike Perry's Blog
You may know that my husband is a regular contributor to news items, etc over on BLAUGI (the official blog of the Autodesk User's Group International).
He reads a lot, always keeping up on current events, technology, developments, etc. Many of the items he passes along to me aren't really CAD/Design news, so he doesn't post them on BLAUGI often. BUT, he does talk about starting his own blog to post about a wider variety of things.
So!
Poll question #1... Should Mike Perry start a blog?
Poll question #2... What should he call it?
We all get a little creative from time to time, but, when it comes to naming things, Mike (you can recognize him on any and every forum as Mike.Perry) can be a little less than imaginative.
I, of course, suggested he call his weblog 'Master of the Dorkness', but, he was, shall we say, less than enthused about that idea. But, wouldn't it be cooler than 'Mike Perry's blog'?
Please, cast your vote and make your suggestions in the comment area to give him some more creative ideas.
Thursday, 18 October 2007
How the Data Center Views FM
It wasn't so long ago that the facilities management (FM) team stalked the corridors of office buildings with greasy blue coats and large bunches of keys. That image is now as out of date as carbon paper and typing pools: Today's facilities manager is more likely to be found in a white short-sleeved shirt behind a 21-inch flat-screen monitor looking at CAD drawings and updating an asset database in a high-tech basement lair.
Well, you know, because... I don't wear white, short-sleeved shirts, first of all (overall, I think we FM'ers are a handsome and stylish bunch).
Secondly, and most important... I do NOT have a 21" flatscreen... I have a 20" AND a 19" (Facility Managers scavenge, ok we don't have big budgets like the data center does).
Seriously, the above quote is the opening paragraph of an article for those IT guys that manage servers, etc and tells what an asset their Facility Manager can be to them.
Although, it does make the assumption that a facility of any reasonable size has a working CAFM system in place.
A facility manager can help with a number of environmental factors, purely because he has a complete overview of a building and its current and planned future uses — something IT staff probably lack. "Obviously you don't want the IT department creating a data center when there are kitchens on the floor above because of the danger of leaks," Janus points out.
But the real issues are power and air conditioning. Air conditioning is the number one consumer of power. Servers, as anyone who has worked in a data center can testify, generate a great deal of heat. The high density racks that are becoming increasingly common in today's data centers consume vast amounts of power, and a similar amount of power is needed to dissipate this heat. That makes the planning and layout of the data center, and the provision of power and air conditioning equipment, crucial.
This falls clearly under the FM purview.
How can FM help? In an organization of any size, it's likely that the facility managers will have a computer aided facility management (CAFM) package at their disposal. Among other things, a CAFM will usually store CAD floor plans of the building and a database of assets. For the data center, this will likely include plans showing the layouts of racks. In many cases, the database will hold the location of each server, the applications running on these servers, and information about the departments that "own" each application, where relevant.
Software tools can also carry out calculations to work out the amount of power that must be supplied in a given area of the data center, and the corresponding cooling capacity needed to remove the resulting heat. Information like this is clearly invaluable for the IT department because no matter what IT strategy is in place, the available power and cooling capacity presents constraints. The only way the IT department can be free to install and run the hardware it wants is if FM has already put in place the power and cooling it requires. And the only way for FM to know the IT requirements is for the two departments to communicate regularly.
:-/
It's okay, I'm not bitter... one day, that WILL be me.
I do support any effort to break down divisions and foster communication and sharing between different 'information kingdoms', which is a huge hurdle for any Facility Manager. We each have our specialized skills, knowledge and resources that help our buildings, systems and companies function.
Monday, 9 October 2006
Cubicle Wars Funny
of course, I'm a nerd... you, faithful reader, might feel differently. ;) I hope you enjoy as much as I did.
Facility Friday Funny
Tuesday, 3 October 2006
Quick Report - Gateway AUG Meeting
Expect a post later this week going into detail on the Tips and Tricks Mike went over during his part of the presentation, he'll be helping me flesh out my notes so that you can easily follow along.
We did give away two seats of Autodesk Software to a couple of lucky winners... and to the less lucky, we handed out half a dozen red swingline staplers.
(if you don't think that's hilarious, you've got a movie to rent)
GAUG member Mike M will soon be using Autodesk Raster Design and Nikki S will be using Architectural Desktop 2007.


Thursday, 21 September 2006
Nerd, Geek or Dork? Find out.
I call myself a dork, but, somewhere deep inside have viewed myself as a geek...
well, the official call is PURE NERD!
56 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 17% Dork
Alrighty then.
From the site:
For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.
The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.
Now, compared to others of my Age and Gender:
I scored higher than 42% on nerdiness
I scored higher than 61% on geekosity
I scored higher than 15% on dork points
Monday, 28 August 2006
Loads of Very Cool Tech Links
Something that might also be of note... the ransom to free the maps (DRG) was successful! GIS-ers rejoice.
Happy CADding!
Sunday, 20 August 2006
Office Work Is Funny
Through this site, I found links to other great (ie... funny and pointless) sites like this one, which shows more than 1000 Business and Computer cartoons. There's some good stuff in there.
There's also a link to a site called LaughNet, which includes jokes about Computers and the Workplace. I think I've read most of these before, but, it's always good to revisit and have a chuckle.
And of course, the quintessential office comic, Dilbert.
And, Scott Adams' Dilbert Blog. Stimulating and amusing reading, you should check it out...
Here are some site I've come across in my web wandering...
Nukees comic.
Heroes of Engineering comic on ASME.
Here's an eyeopening bit about Entertaining Engineers.
And of course, if you want to get Technically Funny, you can't forget Engineer-turned-standup comedian, Don McMillan. He was on Bob & Tom (radio show) earlier this week. Check out the video clip posted on his site, you'll want to buy his video.
You really can't talk about office humour without mentioning Ricky Gervais, creator of The Office.
And, finally, one of my favorite work experiences that we like to laugh about in the office.
In my facility we have one particular enclosed walkway which has always had problems with its cooling system. One day, I was walking through and stopped to talk to the HVAC mechanics who were up in the ceiling working on the equipment (which had been turned off during the repair, of course).
A little ways past us, they had set up a large fan to facilitate airflow during the downtime.
As we were talking, another employee walks past us and in front of the fan. She then declares loudly with incredulity 'Uh! Even the fan is blowing out hot air'. :-o
Tuesday, 9 May 2006
What is your CADnerd name?
Find your CADnerd name: Boundary OffsetKey
MY NEW CAD NERD NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT LINE....
forward or not, I don't give a rip one way or the other... See what your CADnerd name will be, and share it with your all of your friends, and everyone you desperately wish would be your friend:
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute, unless you are really really slow, in which case, I'll look forward to receiving your reply sometime next fall.
Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you, because if you don't, Bill Gates won't send me a penny, instead he'll pour Coke all over me, and you know what that can do to a person because of all of the other helpful emails you've gotten!
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not... personally, I prefer to delude myself into thinking that I've been out fishing all day.
Here is your dose of humour...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject line of a new email and forward it to friends and family and co-workers and total strangers whose names you've farmed from discussion groups.
C. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated and that they aren't the only dork with no life willing to squander what precious little time we have on this earth.
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Pline
b = Circle
c = Attribute
d = Ray
e = Mline
f = Donut
g = Spline
h = Ellipse
i = Block
j =Hatch
k = Gradient
l = Boundary
m = Arc
n = Region
o = Wipeout
p = Text
q = Edge
r = Mesh
s = Polygon
t = Point
u = Rectangle
v = Entity
w = Handle
x = Cloud
y = Mouse
z = Key
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Open
b = Update
c = Edit
d = Query
e = Extract
f = Explode
g = Burst
h = Modify
i = Calc
j = Load
k = Run
l = View
m = Move
n = Configure
o = Match
p = Clip
q = Rotate
r = Scale
s = Mirror
t = Offset
u = Array
v = Stretch
w = Lengthen
x = Chamfer
y = Fillet
z = Join
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = Commandline
b = Interface
c = Button
d = Macro
e = Script
f = Application
g = Routine
h = Menu
i = Dialog
j = Definition
k = Accelerator
l = Network
m = Palette
n = Shortcut
o = Key
p = Pulldown
q = Override
r = Display
s = Window
t = Tag
u = Tablet
v = Status
w = Environment
x = Transfer
y = Drag
z = Migrate
Be sure to check out my other nerdy time wasters - "You Might be a CAD Diva If..." and the 2006 System Variable crossword puzzle (page 7)... I am posting an edit here 08/06 to include a link to You might be a Redneck CAD Tech if... from MEP blogger Kelly Swa. Good stuff.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject... or use mine... or use 'Hey, look what this dork did, can you believe it?... honestly, just type whatever you want, because it's not like I care, or could stop you even if I did. If you don't send this to 15 other nerds within the next two hours, a boy in Blavlaguccia will be eaten by a one-pound goat named Starbucks... only you can save him!!!
Tuesday, 6 December 2005
You Might be a CAD Diva
You Might be a CAD Diva…
A Woman’s Touch:
If you love redecorating your house… and always do three alternate layouts before moving anything.
If you have the cutest little purse for going out, but, you’re torn between taking your compact or your ipaq.
If your jewelry box is chock-full of necklaces, earrings and drill bits.
If you debate with your girlfriends on jean cuts, liquid vs. powder foundation and graphics cards.
Hobbies:
If you’re regularly called by friends and family members to setup/troubleshoot anything containing a digital clock.
If your wildest stories always start out: ‘This one time, at CAD Camp’.
If your favorite magazines include Glamour, Redbook and CADalyst.
Dating:
If you’ve ever turned down a guy with the line ‘I’m sorry, I don’t date guys who use R12’
If your boyfriend/husband owns fewer power tools than you.
If you’re bar-hopping with your girlfriends and you give out your email instead of your phone number.
If your personal ad lists customization or beta-testing among your turn-ons.
If your wedding gifts are bought from registries at the following stores; the AUGI store, Office Max, the Discovery Channel Store and Bed, Bath & Beyond. (~hint, hint~)
Life at the Office:
If you are the only woman in the office, and no one would dare to ask you to make coffee.
If you doubt your ability to survive more than two days without chocolate and/or coffee.
If your desktop contents include a coffee mug, a french curve and floral hand lotion.
You just might be... a CAD Diva.
I am posting an edit here 08/06 to include a link to You might be a Redneck CAD Tech if... from MEP blogger Kelly Swa. Good stuff.
I'm posting an edit here 07/08 to include a link to You might be using AutoCAD Too much if... from blogger Brian Benton.
Monday, 28 November 2005
Engineering Terms... and their real meaning.
(What engineers say versus what they mean)
1. A number of different approaches are being tried.
(We are still guessing at this point.)
2. Close project coordination.
(We sat down and had coffee together.)
3. An extensive report is being prepared on a fresh approach.
(We just hired three punk kids out of school.)
4. Major technological breakthrough!
(It works OK, but looks very hi-tech!)
5. Customer satisfaction is believed assured.
(We are so far behind schedule, that the customer will take anything.)
6. Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive.
(The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.)
7. Test results were extremely gratifying!
(Unbelievable, it actually worked!)
8. The entire concept will have to be abandoned.
(The only guy who understood the thing quit.)
9. It is in process.
(It is so wrapped in red tape that the situation is completely hopeless.)
10. We will look into it.
(Forget it! We have enough problems already.)
11. Please note and initial.
(Let's spread the responsibility for this.)
12. Give us the benefit of your thinking.
(We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with
what we have already done or with what we are going to do.)
13. Give us your interpretation.
(We can't wait to hear your bull.)
14. See me or let's discuss.
(Come to my office, I've screwed up again.)
15. All new.
(Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.)
16. Rugged.
(Don't plan to lift it without major equipment.)
17. Robust!
(Rugged, but more so)
18. Light weight.
(Slightly lighter than rugged)
19. Years of development.
(One finally worked)
20. Energy saving.
(Achieved when the power switch is off.)
21. No maintenance.
(Impossible to fix)
22. Low maintenance.
(Nearly impossible to fix)
23. Fax me the data.
(I'm too lazy to write it down.)
24. We are following the standard!
(That's the way we have always done it!)
25. I didn't get your e-mail.
(I haven't checked my e-mail for days.)



